According to http://www.friendshipstats.com I have 257 friends, 137 more than average. 21% are male, 79% are female. 105 are single, 34 are dating or married. If I contracted a deadly variant of flu, I would likely infect 11 people, 1 of whom would die. When I share something on Facebook, it is typically viewed by 20 people. If I died today, an estimated 428 people would try to attend my funeral. Based on my Facebook profile, I have a 91% probability of getting married. I am likely to earn US$1.8 million and have 2.3 children over my lifetime.
2.3 children?!?! HOW DO YOU HAVE .3 OF A CHILD.